Principal Skinner: You there. No chewing gum on school grounds. In the trash can with it.
Martin: Principal Skinner, one of my fellow children is vandalizing school property.
Principal Skinner: Where?
Martin: Over there, sir. See?
Milhouse: Look out, Bart. Here comes Skinner.
Bart: Yikes!
Principal Skinner: Whoever did this is in very deep trouble.
Martin: And a sloppy speller too. The preferred spelling of wiener is w-i-e-n-e-r, although e-i is an acceptable ethnic variant.
Principal Skinner: Good point. Boys, let's see your hands. Good. Okay. Simpson?
Martin: You might say you caught him red-handed.
Principal Skinner: Simpson, you and I are going to have a little talk.
Bart: Same time, same place?
Principal Skinner: Yes. In my office after school.